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Life's Too Short to Be Normal

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gifak-net:

video

gifak-net:

video

  #OH MY GOD    #ahahaha    #etc  
saltbone:

this asshole

saltbone:

this asshole

  #etc  

I wish I could burn the hands
Of any boy who has dreamed
Of touching you
Without first asking your consent.
It does not matter
If he is seventy years old
With a stable adult life
He is a boy
Because only boys do not first
Request permission.

I wish I could give the pain
Back to the ones who found it decent
To make you tremble in memory
The ones who shattered your walls
Before you even
learned how to build them
I would whisper insults to them
All night long
If only you could get a sliver of sleep
Without interruption

I wish I could bottle your screams
And save your tears
Lock them up in a box
And send them to heaven
With a note demanding why
And maybe some forgiveness
For the hate I hold inside
Belonging to a boy
Who made you a statistic.

I wish I could replace everything
Make it all me.
And show you the truth
About how love doesn’t have to hurt.
I’d give it up
To give you back your innocence
Because it’s such a precious thing.
And no one has the right
To steal that away
From a girl with flowers in her hair.

I wish I could have saved you.
I wish I was enough.
And I wish that you didn’t know.
But you do,
And darling I’m so sorry.

Untitled. ; JB (via cageddbird-sings)
  #this is painful    #art    #poetry    #quote  

"i love you, too"

  #allegiant  

iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

  #text  

geometricloci:

Parametric curves

  #nerd  

goodvibesandhotrides:

once you’ve slept in someones arms it hurts so bad to sleep alone

  #painful truth    #text  
maybe-she-has-a-thing-about-dirt:

strongyu:

Mirror

this is really well done.

maybe-she-has-a-thing-about-dirt:

strongyu:

Mirror

this is really well done.

  #disney  

ohpierre:

pr1nceshawn:

Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan

Maleficent more like MAGNIFICENT

  #ASHITAKA AND SAN THO    #OH SWEET JESUS    #fandom    #art  

bumboclat:

neptunain:

i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions

MY EXACT THOUGHTS IN A TEXTPOST OMG 

  #ive gotten past that point tbh    #if i wanna go alone i'll do it alone    #act like i belong there and no one actually cares    #case in point sbu admitted students day    #it was nice being alone    #text  

jesus-christ-kill-it-with-fire:

towritecomicsonherarms:

ulnerhiannon:

towritecomicsonherarms:

dirtymindmorgan:

towritecomicsonherarms:

babydollbright:

towritecomicsonherarms:

blind-diode:

therantsofnelldog:

towritecomicsonherarms:

Come on man… use your webs to stop her falling.. what’s the worst that could happen

I actually just shuddered reading that line. 

Read the comics and you too can understand all that is wrong with that apparent solution

there’s spiderman comics?

what did you think spiderman was based off of?  

I thought they just saw how popular batman was and swapped spider for bat

And what do you think batman was based of????

I thought they just saw how popular superman was and swapped super for bat

… I wonder what your theory on Superman’s origin is…

I thought they just saw how popular jesus was and made him an alien who could fly

Yer but I haven’t read the comics and at the risk of sounding like an idiot can someone please explain what would happen if he used his webs?

  #NO DONT USE THE WEB    #PLEASE DONT    #marvel  
tawkwardturtle:

thefuuuucomics:

HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before and certain I should reblog it again

tawkwardturtle:

thefuuuucomics:

HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL!

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before and certain I should reblog it again

  #AWWWWW IM ALLERGIC TO ADORABLENESS    #animal  

steverogersisthecaptainofmypants:

intelligentmess:

facebooksexism:

mindofgemini:

Since it’s summer and this mindset begins to pop up more, let us clarify something.

Girls being upset over being seen in bra/panties but not bikinis is not a double standard.

If she’s in a bikini, it’s what she consciously chose to wear and be seen in, in a public space, and like any outfit she was prepared to be seen in it by other people.

If you’ve caught a girl in her underwear, however, you’re probably trespassing in her bedroom, bathroom, or other personal space, where she should be in privacy, and she has every right to be upset if that privacy is violated.

It’s not about what she’s wearing or what it is covering, but rather her privacy and consent to be seen in the first place. Please respect that.

Omg, amazing that someone thought to explain this

About time a cyclops set that porpoise straight

I HAVE ALWAYS SAID THIS!! A bikini is something you pick and are meant to be seen in public in, a bra and panties are private (unless, you know…) and ARE NOT MEANT TO BE ON DISPLAY!! (Unless, you know…)

  #psa    #etc  

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

buckyraccoon:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

  #OH MY GOD    #text  

WHO THE FUCK THINKS ITS COOL TO WAKE ME UP FROM A NAP BY STEPPING ON ME

  #youasshole